Meth fans in the Southwest: Do not be misled. Despite what your tweaked brain may be telling you, the blue meth you’re buying was not actually made by Heisenberg or Jesse Pinkman. In fact, it’s likely more dangerous than regular meth.
Tupac Almost Starred In Star Wars?
Tupac Shakur could have been a Jedi. According to one of Shakur’s recording engineers, the late rapper was in talks for a role in Star Wars: Episode I, playing the part later taken by Samuel L Jackson.
Man Sold Stolen Antique Brains On eBay
We are truly living in the golden age of internet commerce. After several break-ins and organ thefts from a former mental hospital, police searched high and low only to find that the stolen goods had been sold on eBay. Isn’t the free market great?
Doctor Sentenced To Death For Stealing And Selling Newborns
A doctor convicted of selling at least seven newborns to human traffickers was sentenced to death on Tuesday.
TPP Fast Track BLOCKED by Harry Reid
The TPP fast track is blocked by Harry Reid
Edward Snowden Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
Edward Snowden is nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize
Chris Christie’s Top 5 Alibis
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