TYT140 – A Lot of News in a Little Time. Top stories for May 8, 2014.

And here’s what I’d like to ask Dr. Weiland. Do you tell your patients to wash their hands before they eat? Why? Because you touch a doorknob and you don’t want to get it inside your body. I hesitate to get crude again, but Dr. Weiland, is it OK for, you know, eight of your friends that you’re in love with to take a dump in your bed and then you can sleep in it all year long?

According to reports out Friday, one Las Vegas casino’s security team decided Ben Affleck had been counting cards at the blackjack table and asked him to leave.

Basketball Hall of Famer Michael Jordan says in a new book that he considered himself a racist growing up. In a new book entitled “Michael Jordan: The Life” by author Roland Lazenby, the five-time National Basketball Association most valuable player and current owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, says that as a teenager he was “against all white people.”

A white supremacist couple from South Carolina who were convicted of killing a registered sex offender smiled and kissed as they were sentenced to life in prison.

Monica Lewinsky writes in Vanity Fair for the first time about her affair with President Clinton: “It’s time to burn the beret and bury the blue dress.” She also says: “I, myself, deeply regret what happened between me and President Clinton. Let me say it again: I. Myself. Deeply.

MSNBC has apologized for airing an offensive Cinco De Mayo segment on Way Too Early yesterday morning.