In case you have not noticed, The Catholic Establishment freaks out whenever religious iconography is “desecrated,” aka someone else besides them is making money off it. In the latest case, noted homophobes the Catholic League are freaking out because Tom Ford put a dick in the shape of a cross at the end of a necklace. As a result, the Catholic League is making little jokey anti-gay comments to distract its parishioners from the true fact of its mindstate, which is that like many of us, it is completely on Tom Ford’s dick.
Bill Donohue, the Catholic League’s head (and shaft), made a statement in a blog post hilariously titled, “Penis Necklace For Christmas?” (Indeed: “?”) “When we learned of this item,” Donohue wrote, “I said to the staff that I bet this guy Tom Ford is a homosexual. I was right. He even thinks he’s married.” I was not present when Donohue made this nasty little dad joke, but I am imagining that he was doing so while staring at the penis necklace, fascinated, but trying to cover up his interest in grade-A, 24-carat gold dick by muttering things like “SACRILEGE” and “THIS IS BLASPHEMY!” But anyway, it will be a relief to Donohue to know that Tom Ford doesn’t just think he is married, he actually is, legally, to Richard Buckley, and they have been together since 1986. (Booyah!)
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