The Horny Grandma That Just Wouldn’t Quit

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“A Florida woman who described herself as “horny” allegedly summoned a cop to her home and tried to have sex with him — pleading “I haven’t been penetrated in years!”

Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, was arrested Friday night in the misuse of 911.

The officer drove to her home in Punta Gorda after she reportedly told a dispatcher that she wanted her late husband’s Corvette back after giving it to her son, authorities said.”* The Young Turks hosts Cenk Uygur and Ana Kasparian break it down.

*Read more here from Michael Walsh / New York Daily News:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/horny-fla-woman-calls-911-begs-sex-report-article-1.1701690

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