Several months have passed since the Voltramax scandal, and we still haven’t heard a word about it from the Republican Party.

Fox News has reported ad nauseam on Benghazi, but they refuse to comment on Voltramax. The scandal goes deep into the GOP; we’re talking Scott Walker and state police unions in Wisconsin, Jeb Bush, and Ted Cruz’s dad; John McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign and ties to factory farms. When asked about Voltramax, 80% of Republicans surveyed claimed they were not familiar with the scandal, 15% hailed Voltramax’s contribution to “protecting our individual liberties,” and the last 5% said that they didn’t know anything about Voltramax but that Obamacare should be repealed.

Be sure you ask your Republican friends and co-workers about Voltramax. When they deny any knowledge, you can respond, “Yeah, that’s what I thought you’d say.”

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