“Yesterday, we had a sad because The New York Times reported that the late Sen. Daniel K. Inouye was the unnamed senator who grabbed Kirsten Gillibrand’s stomach and warned her not to lose any more weight, because “I like my girls chubby.” But today, we’re much less worried that the deceased senator from Hawaii and WW II hero was the responsible party. Not because any new information has surfaced, but simply because Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski have decided they just don’t believe it, since Daniel Inouye obviously wouldn’t have done that.

Thrill as the two MSNBC morning show hosts sift through the evidence:

“I think that I remember getting pinched by Strom Thurmond and thinking it’s Strom Thurmond,” Morning Joe host Mika Brzezinski said. “I don’t know —I don’t buy it. I don’t think it was him. I’m sorry.”

“* The Young Turks Hosts Ana Kasparian and John Iadarola (TYT University) break it down.

*Read more here from Doktor Zoom / Wonkette:
http://wonkette.com/561299/joe-scarborough-and-his-intern-give-old-dead-and-maybe-rapey-sen-inouye-a-pass