Segment 1

Gina Grad joins Cenk for SCS.  The Tsarnaev family is having a hard time finding a funeral home to bury Tamerlan’s body.  An offensive greeting card features a Muslim doll with terrorist themed puns.  Former football player Leroy Butler tweeted Congrats to Jason Collins before speaking at a church event.  The pastor caught wind of the tweet and canceled his appearance over the sentiments.  A study showed that 30% of all data transferred across the internet is porn.

Segment 2

A Japanese woman has done extensive plastic surgery to look like a French doll.  Lindsay Lohan was interviewed by Piers Morgan and claimed she is completely straight, despite her relationship with a woman.  Gina talks about her podcast partner’s serious exploration into being gay for one summer where he slept with guys and dated others before determining that he isn’t gay.  Honey Boo Boo’s mother got married yesterday in a disastrous wedding gown with camouflage print.  Cenk is convinced that reality TV is completely unreal.  Fish have been discovered that breathe out of water.