A new report is out on the horrible conditions for employees of for-profit prisons. Guards report that they openly discussed who would die first. The outspoken anti-gay former head of the Catholic church in Scotland Cardinal Keith O’brien has had multiple men come out claiming he abused them including other clergy. Some consumers are starting to complain that medical marijuana is too strong. Weenies…..

An ex-NFL cheerleader got drunk at a party and tried to have sex in the bathroom with the 12 year old son of the woman who threw the party. A Georgia rep is bragging about hunting lion and warthog in the hopes of being elected a senator. Montana is making it legal for people to collect and eat roadkill.

Lulu Lemon put out a statement regarding their sheer see-through pants saying the only way to to test if you have one of them is to bend over and have someone check. A woman who survived an epic hail storm provided a colorful description of what the storm was like.