Shooting at the Marine base in Quantico Virginia killing 3 soldiers. Apparently there was a possibility that Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich would form a unity ticket to challenge Romney. The idea fell apart when they realized that neither one would be willing to be VP. A bill in New Jersey is moving forward to ban conversion therapy. There’s a new petition on the White House website asking that politicians be compelled to wear Nascar-style patches of the companies they take money from.

North Dakota has passed a fetal personhood bill declaring that life begins at conception. George W. Bush’s email got hacked and now we all get to see his dog paintings. Bill O’Reilly is on the war path to defend against the war on Easter. Rep Steve Stockman tweeted out that the best thing about the Earth is that if you poke holes in it oil and gas comes out.

Pat Robertson is warning his audience to beware of scamsters in religious garb quoting the bible. Donald Trump and Michelle Malkin are in a Twitter feud over who’s the stupid one.