Hour 2
Segment 1
Ana joins Cenk for SCS.  Due to more and more women getting Brazilian waxes, pubic lice is damn near extinct.  Ana gives credit to porn’s influence of shaven women in popular culture.  The pornography and sugar daddy sites are booming around Inauguration time, centered around Washington DC.  The most popular porn searched for is “teen” category.  A smoothie bar charges liberals an extra dollar and donates the extra money to conservative causes.  Video of Pat Robertson blaming failed marriages on ugly wives.  Ana partially agrees with old Pat.

Segment 2
Member Thanks.  Lance Armstrong admitted to doping to Oprah Winfrey.  Cenk is upset that now everyone that believed Armstrong will say they never did.  A reason he admitted was so that he can be allowed to compete in triathlons.  Cenk and Ana hate the the U.S. Postal Service paid him $30 million to sponsor him.  The CNET CEO has resigned over CBS, their partner, forcing them to not run a review on a product that allows people to skip commercials, effortlessly.