At a standup comedy show in London, Ontario, Bill Cosby told a female audience member that it may be dangerous to drink around him. When one man heckled him, he hushed him like a dad. Transgender citizens in Russia will no longer be allowed to drive. A new procedure vacuums women’s butts to enhance them. Video of the procedure. Ben thought the trend was for flat asses, showing his age.

An indoor shooting complex in Alabama promotes its family environment by posting pictures of kids with guns. Jimmy talks about despite having a gun pulled on him and being robbed, he doesn’t have the need to have a gun. Ben challenges anyone to come up with an “enthusiast” that doesn’t sound like an ass. When a woman plunged her toilet, she came up with a big snake. Bill Donohue and Megyn Kelly sparred over the reasons behind the anger the Paris terrorists harbored. Video of Kelly schooling Donohue on his example of Larry Flynt being like Charlie Hebdo in their pornographic publications.