I was 15 minutes late to my grandad’s funeral. THAT sucked, but not my fault. Guy threw himself in front of train and it was a 3 hour drive anyway. My relatives, lacking humor, were a bit pissed, though.
I found out, though, not with regard to that example,
one reason for me being late simply is, I’m late when I’m stressed out,
bc then I just need longer to get ready and leave.
Btw. my nightmare is always the same:
I’m close to my highschool graduation exam,
and, for whatever reason, I’ve missed my math class, which I always sucked at, for the entire semester
and then it hits me that maybe I should go,
and I have no idea what’s going on and wonder
how the teacher will possibly give me credit for that class
and then I usually wake up sweating.
Thanks for the laughs!!!! My FAVORITE part of this episode:
{Cenk} “It’s hilarious. Every time. Okay, here comes the frogs, right? And here comes the Pharaoh. ‘Oh Moses. I fucked up man. I’m so sorry man. Can you call God to just call this whole thing off for a second, ya know? And I am going to let your people go.’ And Moses is like (ptoo, ptoo, spits on hand), ‘Deal!’ Right? And he is like, ‘Okay. God, call off the frogs.’ And he calls off the frogs, right? And the Pharaoh is like, ‘AH HA! I was just FUCKING with you!’ Like, dude… you couldn’t figure out that he could re-send the frogs or something else, or some kind of new thing? So, he [God] sends in the new thing!”
{Ben} “Do you think ALL he had was FROGS?!?”
{Cenk} “Yeah!! The dude who could send in NON-STOP frogs, can do… he can do anyth.. he can do GERMAN PORN to you.”
{Ben} “Right.”
{Cenk} “He could rip you apart.”
{Ben} “Yeah.”
{Cenk} “You could be sitting in a train station and all of a sudden… (mimics peeing) THE FIRE HOSEN!!”
I love how Cenk imagines all of these famous women judging him. (Katherine Heigl, Gwynyth Paltrow) I’m going to have to go with Paltrow as more unbearable over Martha Stewart. Just because I bet there are only 12 million business men who are as mean and controlling as Martha Stewart and they only receive admiration for their business acumen and success.
“Bin Laden used Kalashnikov in his famous propaganda video”
True, but the thing is that the manufacturer did not supply him with this weapon. His suppliers were USA (whose automatic weapons were more precise for long distance but less reliable).
“Second video shows Kalashnikov used killing Chechens”
To be correct, many of those were not really Chechens, but imported Saudi warlords and Wahhabi fanatics that wanted to build Kalifat on territory of several countries on Caucasus, including Russia.
Real Chechens have quickly tired of that Wahhabi heads-chopping tyranny and united with federal government forces to throw (*real*) terrorists out of the region. Of course, Wahhabism is persisting fanatical extremist movement, so they still do attacks from time to time, but Chechens now free to rule on their own land.
What a propaganda BS; and the fact that Cenk does not apply his brains to figure things out in this case is amazing.
Putin had and still have much more severe critics and adversaries both inside and outside of Russia, and none of them got poisoned (with either radioactive polonium or otherwise). Why would he want to poison exactly that guy, not anyone before or later? Makes no sense whatsoever.
What makes more sense, however, is that that guy was part of radioactive materials sale ring and seriously f-ked up in one of transactions.
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Yes the AK-47. A great weapon of peace. It’s a 7.62×39 mm. It’ll make a lot of peaces, thats for sure.
#CenkOnAPlane @ 18:00
I was 15 minutes late to my grandad’s funeral. THAT sucked, but not my fault. Guy threw himself in front of train and it was a 3 hour drive anyway. My relatives, lacking humor, were a bit pissed, though.
I found out, though, not with regard to that example,
one reason for me being late simply is, I’m late when I’m stressed out,
bc then I just need longer to get ready and leave.
Btw. my nightmare is always the same:
I’m close to my highschool graduation exam,
and, for whatever reason, I’ve missed my math class, which I always sucked at, for the entire semester
and then it hits me that maybe I should go,
and I have no idea what’s going on and wonder
how the teacher will possibly give me credit for that class
and then I usually wake up sweating.
Thanks for the laughs!!!! My FAVORITE part of this episode:
{Cenk} “It’s hilarious. Every time. Okay, here comes the frogs, right? And here comes the Pharaoh. ‘Oh Moses. I fucked up man. I’m so sorry man. Can you call God to just call this whole thing off for a second, ya know? And I am going to let your people go.’ And Moses is like (ptoo, ptoo, spits on hand), ‘Deal!’ Right? And he is like, ‘Okay. God, call off the frogs.’ And he calls off the frogs, right? And the Pharaoh is like, ‘AH HA! I was just FUCKING with you!’ Like, dude… you couldn’t figure out that he could re-send the frogs or something else, or some kind of new thing? So, he [God] sends in the new thing!”
{Ben} “Do you think ALL he had was FROGS?!?”
{Cenk} “Yeah!! The dude who could send in NON-STOP frogs, can do… he can do anyth.. he can do GERMAN PORN to you.”
{Ben} “Right.”
{Cenk} “He could rip you apart.”
{Ben} “Yeah.”
{Cenk} “You could be sitting in a train station and all of a sudden… (mimics peeing) THE FIRE HOSEN!!”
I love how Cenk imagines all of these famous women judging him. (Katherine Heigl, Gwynyth Paltrow) I’m going to have to go with Paltrow as more unbearable over Martha Stewart. Just because I bet there are only 12 million business men who are as mean and controlling as Martha Stewart and they only receive admiration for their business acumen and success.
I love old school so much. Thank you for posting the ha bisky podcasts on here. I am so glad I get to listen to them all.
In “Kalashnikov Concern” word “Concern” means https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concern_%28business%29
I thought Cenk did well Penn management courses.
“Bin Laden used Kalashnikov in his famous propaganda video”
True, but the thing is that the manufacturer did not supply him with this weapon. His suppliers were USA (whose automatic weapons were more precise for long distance but less reliable).
“Second video shows Kalashnikov used killing Chechens”
To be correct, many of those were not really Chechens, but imported Saudi warlords and Wahhabi fanatics that wanted to build Kalifat on territory of several countries on Caucasus, including Russia.
Real Chechens have quickly tired of that Wahhabi heads-chopping tyranny and united with federal government forces to throw (*real*) terrorists out of the region. Of course, Wahhabism is persisting fanatical extremist movement, so they still do attacks from time to time, but Chechens now free to rule on their own land.
Putin poisoned a guy in UK?
What a propaganda BS; and the fact that Cenk does not apply his brains to figure things out in this case is amazing.
Putin had and still have much more severe critics and adversaries both inside and outside of Russia, and none of them got poisoned (with either radioactive polonium or otherwise). Why would he want to poison exactly that guy, not anyone before or later? Makes no sense whatsoever.
What makes more sense, however, is that that guy was part of radioactive materials sale ring and seriously f-ked up in one of transactions.
*”still has”