The Young Turks – 02.04.14 Post Game

In Membership, Post Game - On Demand by Elderrune10 Comments

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Cenk throws Steve under the bus with a couple of embarrassing and deviant porn stories from his past.

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  1. The only school friend I had, in 5th grade went to the grocery store and taught me how to shoplift. literally taught me what to do, I took a beanie baby. When I got to the car where my mom was waiting, she somehow found out and made me go back in and return it. I know it was a big deal, but oddly even though the scariest part was the manager threatening to call the cops, scaring me with threats to ban me from the store, etc. I don’t remember it much, the part I DO remember is when I took my friend home and I think my mom told her mom, and somehow HER mom thought *I* was the bad influence. Shortly after that, my friend became my sister’s friend, they teamed up to deface every teeny bop poster I had, and I was a collector too, so I had my entire collection ruined, and then my ex-friend proceeded to teach my sister the art of the steal, and they went on together for YEARS, stealing pretty much every time they went out. They had a shoebox packed with makeup, they stole thongs and jewelry and I’m sure any other stuff they wanted. Never got caught until about 5 years after it started, and my sister was caught at a clothes store stealing a bunch of underwear. I dared to try shoplifting maybe 3 more times, each time ONLY out of necessity, like food and toiletries. I got caught AGAIN about 2 yrs ago, stealing toiletries and OTC meds I needed at WM. Had to go to court and pay $350 fine to them plus $500 to WM, all for $35 worth of shit… Now I just go to WM smelling like a barn to use my food card, which is only for food and therefore the govt. provides no “neccessities” funds, even though the cards have a cash option, there is never any money, and nobody I know has any money on their cards either.

  3. I would never have been able to skip school for any reason. I almost hit my head on my dresser because of a dizzy spell. I still had to go to school and was told I wasn’t sick. My sister was able to ditch school for no reason at all and my parents didn’t give a fuck.

  4. I love the porn talk this is so funny. Also Cenk you brought up your porn habits before Steve Oh brought up your porn habits. Thanks for this awesomely ha bisky post game this was one of the greatest post games ever. The only way this could have been better is if the panda bear was here to. I love Jimmy D especially when it comes to these stories.

  6. EPIC POST GAME!!! I laughed my ass off all the way through! I remember the pain of the good old days where you needed “two machines”! LOL I was lucky enough where I had 3 machines, a TV, a VCR, and a Betamax! And half the fun in those days was coming up with covert ways of watching porn without anyone knowing and getting caught. I agree with Steve that kids have it easy nowadays don’t appreciate how hard we had to work to enjoy porn when we were growing up… LMAO

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