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  1. I was part of a Pentecostal church as an early teen that did this shit. People would touch someone on the forehead while saying some sort of blessing, and then the person would collapse or start jerking around erratically. It’s really crazy. And the tongues thing is so obviously fake. They always sound exactly like someone who is just saying random shit. I would love to see a linguistic analysis done on speaking in tongues. Of course, Pentecostals would just say that the scientists aren’t smart enough to understand the language. Anyway, after a while, it really weirded me out, so I left.

    Took me a while longer to leave religion entirely, though.

  2. LOL! All I was thinking when she was thinking was “The devil can’t understand it BECAUSE YOU AREN’T SAYING ANYTHING!”

  4. Yayers Jimmy D is here also John better tell his story on this post game. If he doesn’t I am going to be pissed.

  5. Why this weird date format again? How is the day is all of sudden in between month and year? Makes no sense at all.

    Lawrence Cohen, could you please write month with words, at least?

    Thanks in advance.

    2. it’s only confusing from the 1st through the 12th of the month, unless you don’t know what year it is, then it’s always confusing.

  6. yeah, i want that thing that john was going to talk about i want john to talk about it in the postgame. also, that story that jimmy doore wanted to do, please do that story or tell us which one it was?

  7. am I the only one who feels like she’s only “singing in tongues” because she’s too stupid to actually memorize verses from the bible? XD

    1. Totally. She’s just making up vaguely Hebrew-sounding words, but I love the rationalization – it’s all so that the devil *can’t tell what you’re saying*. I imagine Satan sitting next to a WWII radio station, hunting for pentecostal broadcasts, trying to crack their code and figure out when the invasion of Hell is taking place. I hope their tongues code is good, so that only Jesus gets the secret message.

  8. What happened to that thing John said he was going to talk about! He said during the second hour that it’d take to long then and he’d talk about it in the post game.

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