08.23.12 Hour 2

In [DEAD] Main Show, Membership by glmulhern15 Comments

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Hour 2
Segment 1
Cenk and Ana. Member shout outs. Basketball star in Ohio sentenced for assault on his girlfriend. VIDEO. High School football coach sending sext messages to mothers of teammates.

Segment 2
Sheriff candidate in NH thinks it’s ok to use deadly force to prevent abortions. Abortion debate. Anaheim high school event that had people dressing as Mexicans in offensive clothes. Gay bath house will allow Republicans to use facilities for free. Massage parlors in Los Angeles. Woman who had an anti-gay slur carved into her body, but she made it all up.

Segment 3
TV anchor who doesn’t know the word kanoodle. Jet Blue is reducing the leg room of coach passengers. Story of Cenk’s Dad squeezing money out his building.

Comments

  1. Flying is awesome. Ana, if you want to change your mind, my cockpit is always open. And I’m local. Sorry Cenk, but there are certain weight and balance limits; I’m sure you understand.

  2. GOD…what a fucking IDIOT, that Sheriff. “Don’t taze me BRO! ….I’m trying to have a legal abortion here.”

  3. Also, I agree with Ana, about pictures of a guy’s johnson not being a turn on for women. I’m a guy, and none of the women I’ve ever been with have been turned on by pictures of some random guy’s penis.

    But I disagree with Cenk a little, too. *I* would definitely be turned on if a random woman sent me a picture of her vagina. I think vaginas are beautiful! So, if any of you woman out there want to send me pictures, please “Make my day!” However, what a random picture of a vagina WON’T do, is make me want to go to a clandestine rendezvous with the owner of that vagina. I didn’t make it to my ripe old age by doing stupid things like that! So, if a woman want to have a relationship (sexual or otherwise), it probably wouldn’t be a good idea to introduce herself to me with a picture of her vagina. But maybe I’m just weird that way …

  4. About that jerk sheriff who said he’d use “deadly force” to prevent someone getting an abortion (to protect the life of a human, i.e. a fetus): a cancer patient is a human, too. If a cancer patient is going to die without the bone marrow of another person, is that sheriff going to use “deadly force” against that other person to protect the life of the cancer patient? Is the sheriff in favor of forced organ donations, since he’s obviously in favor of forced UTERUS donations?

    Republicans think that the 2nd Amendment is sacrosanct. You’re anti-American for even suggesting that guns should be regulated. But they don’t feel the same about the 13th Amendment, which prohibits “involuntary servitude”. What part of forcing a woman to go through a pregnancy against her will is NOT “involuntary servitude”? Even if a fetus were a full human being, the 13th Amendment prohibits involuntary servitude. No person has the right to force another to serve them. THAT’S the basis of the Roe v Wade decision. And that’s why it’s wrong to pass laws against abortions.

    1. I like pointing to the actual amendment when people complain about guns being regulated:

      “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

      Note the second and third words: “well regulated.” The founders intended the Arms to be used in the local militias (which are now basically illegal to be in), and they probably didn’t imagine that one person would ever be able to fire more than a bullet every twenty seconds.

  5. How are you supposed to tell the lesbian was lying? Maybe all the smiling she was doing? “being a victim in a situation like this… or survivor *big-ass-f*king-smile* and then having your *beginning of a smile*…” C’mon guys.

  6. Woman writing in – have to agree with Ana here – a picture of someone’s ‘johnson’ sent to me would probably turn me off WAY more than it would entice me. Women are much more emotionally based than men, we tend to be more engaged by a person’s actions and intellect rather than by what their penis looks like.

  7. (Gay guy speaking here) – referring to about 14:50 in the video.

    No, it is generally considered impolite and a breach of etiquette to introduce oneself with a picture of one’s own penis. Even on gay hookup apps like Grindr, Mister, and Scruff, that is the easiest way to get blocked by people (and in some cases, banned from the services since Apple does not condone applications that provide nudity).

    When confronted with someone who introduces themselves in such a manner, however, I usually respond with something like “Congratulations! You have successfully identified your sexual organ.” If they don’t catch my drift and continue making unsolicited advances, I block and report them.

    While I certainly speak for the entire gay male community, I don’t know anyone who finds random pictures of penises attractive.

      1. Dang. I forgot to put the word “don’t” in the first part of the last sentence. It should read “While I certainly don’t …”

  8. You are NOT the only one!! The types of pictures and texts I have gotten from men are unbelievable. And they have actually been shocked when I wasn’t into it. Amazing!

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